Is This The New Normal?

33, bi, she/they, some overeducated American who watches too many cartoons. lots of gay ships. occasional fanfic. you should totally talk to me.

charlesoberonn:

thecottageinthedark:

whatsupbeanie:

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I was reading one of my childhood diaries the other day and there was a whole paragraph saying how hopeful I was that my writing will help the archeologists in the far future. Then it proceeded to describe my lunch that day and how my dog was probably secretly able to talk. 

#it IS of historical value#children’s experiences are underrepresented in historical sources#it doesn’t need well written or profound to be of historical value#comic#funny#art

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mysharona1987:

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waltzingbi:

SUMMER 2023

- UNLEARN THE SHAME

- DANCING IN THE DARK (1984)

- TANK TOP (NO BRA)

- JACK OFF

- SERVE CUNT

- FIND HOLY IN THE MUNDANE

- IGNORE THE DREAD

- BUSH, HAPPY TRAILS, BODY HAIR

- BISEXUALITY

- SHOW YOURSELF GRACE

- BE GENTLE AND KIND

- LET GO OF THE PAST

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spielzeugkaiser:

[masterpost]

Out of the mouth of babes…

wartips:

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. So close. A warm and tender, loving embrace. God i miss him

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Dicks (in every definition): a fake-relationship AU

relenafanel:

Geralt/Jaskier

Find it on Ao3:  Dicks (in every definition) by relenafanel

FOR THE MODERN AU CHALLENGE.
WEEK 1: Fake-Relationships

Tag: witcherauseptember

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“I can’t believe anyone could be such an unmitigated puss-filled dick,” Essi said, staring at her phone in disbelief. Jaskier groaned and let his head thunk on the bar.

“I can.” His sticky forehead was the least disgusting part of the evening.  He’d just come out to forget his ex, and maybe celebrate being free a little (as fucked up as that was) and quite frankly felt attacked by his social media.

“If I believed it from anyone it would be that narcissist,” she conceded, biting on her lip.

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failgirlgut:

failgirlgut:

Bein fat is good and normal and its hot and its morally neutral and its the best thing ever and it’s just a way some people exist

Food is good and has no moral alignment and is awesome and is a way to express love and is just a thing we as organisms need

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artistfingers:

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don’t open your eyes… [soap bubble | ch.4]

hiriaeth:

daddysnumberonecandybaby:

pyaasa:

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What the fuck… netflix only pay in full once a show reaches season 3? And by rebooting daredevil and restarting it as season 1, Disney+ can get away with not paying the crew in full

yeah netflix doesn’t pay residuals to actors/writers/etc. until after season 3, meaning none of them get paid for streams of their episodes the way they would if the show aired on live broadcast. now you know why Netflix almost always cancels its own original programming after 3 seasons

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This is so true I didn’t think about important reruns.

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iconicpopstar:

iconicpopstar:

if these were natural eye colors, which one would you like to be born with?

Pink

Red

Violet

Gold

I would keep my current eye color

Other (say it in the tags or replies)

See Results

pls reblog if you vote

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